Write a lymmerick

[Debbie]

Guess who is bored?

Write a lymmerick about another Iglooer!


There was young man named Gerry
who seemed ot be constantly merry,
who once came this way
for a brief holiday
but escaped on the cross-channel ferry

 

[Gerry]

I'm not very good at this, BUT

There once was a young Maiden called Debbie
Who yearned for the birth of a baby

Along came a man, who said Wham Bam,
Thankyou Mam
And now she’s no longer a Maiden

[Debbie]

there was a young lady called Lou
who wanted a tiger tattoo
she got it just right
but soon it took flight
and now it resides at the zoo!

[lou☺]

    

Thanks Debbie. 

[Gerry]

There was an old layabout called Rad
Who thought he was a bit of a lad
But PP put him straight right from the start
When she told him he was no more than a silly old fart 

[dreamer]

not so much a liymmeric as a short poem


Weve got an aussie, a yank
And devonians too
A northerner, southerner
A right fine old brew
Weve mixed them together
Internationally famed
As iglooites from igloo
The website with brains       

[raddison]

Limerick's are not my strong point as I do like a nice verse (though that will stay off this site)

So here is my little ditty for you all to ponder.


A bunch of old farts went posting,
On a site our 99; was hostting,
Some could be rude,
Others only lewd,
But the reddies gave them a good roasting.

[raddison]

Limerick's are not my strong point

There is an old man in oz,
Who lazed around like the boss,
Boy could he scowl,
His temper was foul,
and had desires on Kate Moss.


There was on old lady called Debbie,
On Igloo she was a reddie,
The might of her hand,
Was wheeled so Grand,
She became very dizzy and heady.

There was an old lady named Lou,
Who built her son a canoe,
Then out on the river,
Found with a shiver,
She hadn't used water proof glue.

Bit hard to get a limericks on Jackie and dreamer but I am working on it so watch this space.

[lou☺]

I liked yours Rad of me, but calling me old 

[lou☺]

There was a young lady called Jackie
who liked to smoke waccy backy
one day while out driving she gave a little beep
to a man who blinded her with his *beep*........
lights

[raddison]

As I said I have been working on the ones I've missed

There is a nurse called Jackie,
Who is zany, funny and wacky,
She's not really a nurse,
But it fitted this verse,
So now I'm in for a wacky   

[dreamer]

there was a guy called rad
who was mean and oh so bad
he worked out at sea
cause he never could be
a landlubbing 9 to 5 lad 

[raddison]

As I said I have been working on the ones I've missed

There is an old lady named Dreamer,
Who drives around in a beamer,
A nudist as well,
I've heard people tell,
But alas I've never seen her.

 

[dreamer]

Lou turns on the telly
Her true love she must find
His face appears upon the screen
A proffesional is the guy

[dreamer]

gerry lives down under
a joker through and through
he comes on here to have a laugh
with all the rest of you