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Offline Gerry

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A Blokey Thing
« on: 16 September 2008, 20:57:32 »
Q: What do electric train sets and breasts have in common?
 
A: They`re intended for children, but it`s men who usually end up playing with them.

 
Q: What are a woman’s four favourite animals?
 
A: A mink in the wardrobe, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass who`ll pay for it all.

 
Q: What does a woman have when she`s got two little balls in her hand?

A: A bloke’s undivided attention.

 
Q: What`s the best way to get a man to do something?

A: Suggest he`s too old for it.

 
Q: What’s a bloke’s view of safe sex?

A: A padded headboard.

 
Q: What`s a blokes idea of foreplay?

A: Half an hour of begging.
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Re: A Blokey Thing
« Reply #1 on: 18 September 2008, 14:41:16 »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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we have so much to learn and such a short time to learn it in

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Re: A Blokey Thing
« Reply #2 on: 18 September 2008, 20:19:33 »
?? Calling occupants of internety thingy ??
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I may not be perfect, but being this close to it is spooky

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Re: A Blokey Thing
« Reply #3 on: 18 September 2008, 20:29:59 »
Mmm seems like I know this  :bigsmile:
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Re: A Blokey Thing
« Reply #4 on: 19 September 2008, 01:11:27 »
I think you'll agree with these as well  :bigsmile:


10 Things you will never hear your wife say
 
1. Do you think this dress makes me look too slim
 
2. We go out too often. Let's stay in tonight
 
3. A fake one will do
 
4. You look stressed. Let me get you a drink and I'll give you a massage
 
5. Have a night out with the boys you deserve it
 
6. That Pamela Anderson has a great body
 
7. My mother is a real bitch
 
8. You give me too many presents
 
9. Let's make love. You know I love it
 
10. Come here stud
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Re: A Blokey Thing
« Reply #5 on: 21 September 2008, 04:23:57 »
 :bigsmile:
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Re: A Blokey Thing
« Reply #6 on: 21 September 2008, 04:26:05 »
I'm glad to see you back PP  :icon_thumright:
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