"Child Birth"
When the gynecologist confirmed her suspicion that she was pregnant, Ann got a little scared.
"It will be my first baby," she confessed with a blush, "and I do not actually know the first thing
about how babies are delivered."
"Do not worry about a thing," reassured the doctor.
"It is really not all that different from how the baby got started in the first place."
Startled, Ann exclaimed, "You mean, five tequila shooters and then a ride in Gerry's truck?"