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Offline kevinbythesea

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"Child Birth"
« on: 11 May 2008, 17:01:39 »
"Child Birth"

When the gynecologist confirmed her suspicion that she was pregnant, Ann got a little scared.

"It will be my first baby," she confessed with a blush, "and I do not actually know the first thing
about how babies are delivered."

"Do not worry about a thing," reassured the doctor.
"It is really not all that different from how the baby got started in the first place."

Startled, Ann exclaimed, "You mean, five tequila shooters and then a ride in Gerry's truck?"

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Re: "Child Birth"
« Reply #1 on: 11 May 2008, 21:08:37 »
 :laughing4: You have a very high opinion of me  :bigsmile:

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Re: "Child Birth"
« Reply #2 on: 11 May 2008, 23:25:20 »
 :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:  Big mistake!